Olive Hummus

a cooking dialogue with a sort of musician, and that dude who occasionally sings the star spangled banner at the demolition derbys at KilKare Speedway in Xenia, Ohio, the man/myth/legend Jason Anderson on how to make olive hummus:

(jason)
well
boil some garbanzo beans, genius
then mush 'em up and add tahini
toss in some sea salt
squeeze a goddamned lemon
teaspoon in olive oil

and then, here's the kicker kate, ADD OLIVES.

(me)
mashed?
how many?
what color?

(jason)
whatever you want dude
BE FREE
WING IT